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{"fact":" A cat only has the ability to move their jaw up and down, not side to side like a human can.","length":93}
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{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"fact":"A cat has two vocal chords, and can make over 100 sounds.","length":57}
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